FRESHLY BAKED IN THE PHILIPPINES 🇵🇭

THE BREADIS UNDERPRESSURE!

Meet Panny—a sleepy little pandesal with a huge problem: the morning alarm. Welcome to a world of coffee, chaos, and absolutely zero productivity.

✳ 100% FREE TO PLAY ✦ ACCOUNT OPTIONAL
ZZZ
☕
LOW BATTERY
HIGH PANIC
Panny, a tired golden pandesal wearing slippers and holding coffee
OFFICIALLY
NOT A MORNING BREAD
BORN TO LOAF KAPE MUNA STAY TOASTED FORCED TO WAKE UP
NO DOWNLOADS · FREE TO PLAY · JUST PANIC

THE MOST STRESSFUL
60 SECONDS OF BREAD.

Run, jump, duck and collect coffee before Panny misses another morning. Can you survive a full minute?

PANNY'S PANIC RUN ARCADE / V2.0
PLAY AS GUEST OR CREATE AN ACCOUNT
TIME60s
SCORE0000
COFFEE00 ☕
HEALTH♥ ♥ ♥
PERSONAL BEST0000
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READY, SET, PANIC!

PANNY OVERSLEPT.

Dodge alarms. Duck under slippers. Grab the coffee. You have 60 seconds.

SPACE / ↑ JUMP · ↓ DUCK · P PAUSE
🏆 NO PAY-TO-WIN. Guest progress saves locally. Signed-in players can manually back up or restore their progress.
FREE · VERIFIED SPRINTS · NO WALLET OR PURCHASE NEEDED
🏆 THE BAKERY LEAGUE · SEASON ONE

PLAY. LEVEL UP.
STAY TOASTED.

Earn XP in a new 30-second verified challenge, unlock silly titles, and compete on a real weekly leaderboard. Your original arcade game and V4 rewards are still here!

Sleepy Panny enjoying a coffee
PLAYER LEVEL1
VERIFIED XP0
BEST SPRINT0
THIS WEEK0verified runs
Welcome to the Bakery League. The original arcade is still free for guests.
🎮 VERIFIED COFFEE SPRINT30-SECOND CHALLENGE

THE BAKERY IS OPEN.
DON'T MISS YOUR COFFEE.

Choose one of three lanes. Catch ☕, dodge ⏰. Each second locks in a move. The server replays all 30 moves before adding your score to rankings.

🔐 Requires login. The original 60-second runner remains playable without an account. Verified results require a server request and are not completely bot-proof.
🏅 THE REWARD BOARD100% COSMETIC
Resets each day at 00:00 UTC

⭐ XP and unlocked titles are non-transferable, have no cash or crypto value, and are never awarded for buying $PDSAL. Verified scores cannot be replaced by V4 local saves. This is an entertainment project, not a cash-prize competition.

100% FREE · COSMETIC ONLY · ACCOUNT OPTIONAL
✦ PANNY'S PERSONAL BAKERY CLUB

PLAY HARD.
LOAF HARDER.

Every run counts. Earn silly badges, unlock Panny's outfits and collect downloadable art, Panny stickers, and achievement badge designs. Accounts are optional, with no payments or token rewards.

0/8BADGES
YOUR BAKERY PASSPORTKEEP THE
CRUMBS COMING.
Made for the love of the loaf.
🏃RUNS PLAYED0
☕COFFEES COLLECTED0
⭐YOUR BEST SCORE0
🎨CURRENT OUTFITOG PANNY
18 FREE COLLECTIBLES · V5.7THE BREADVERSE STICKER CLUB

Eight expressive Panny stickers and ten shiny illustrated badges. Play to unlock free downloadable art!

Happy jumping Panny stickerGolden Panny achievement trophy badge
COLLECT · PLAY · REPEAT

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GUEST PROGRESS IS LOCAL.Progress saves on your device, not on a server.
A VERY SERIOUS DOCUMENTARY (NOT REALLY)
Sleepy Panny with a coffee against a warm Filipino sunriseFIG. 01 — SPECIMEN: EXHAUSTED BREAD

HE WAS BAKED
FOR GREATNESS.
HE CHOSE A NAP.

Somewhere in a tiny Filipino bakery, a pandesal named Panny discovered the greatest enemy known to breadkind: waking up early.

Now he's navigating a world of loud alarms, cold coffee, flying tsinelas, and internet memes. He's doing his best. His best is not very good.

“KAPE MUNA.
EXISTENTIAL CRISIS LATER.” — PANNY, PROBABLY
MEMES ARE THE WHOLE POINT

FRESH FROM
THE OVEN.

Coffee-fueled adventures from a pastry with absolutely no work-life balance.

Breaking Bread News: Panny missed breakfast, coffee and his alarm
#001 / BREAKING BREAD NEWSTHE 3 PM WAKE-UP INCIDENT.
Sleepy Panny holding his morning coffee
#002 / KAPE MUNANOT BEFORE MY COFFEE.
Panny waking up tired as the sun rises
#003 / SLEEP MODEFIVE MORE MINUTES.
GOT A PANNY MEME?

Make something funny and share it with #PandesalPanic. No purchase required.

POST YOUR MEME ON X ↗
TRANSPARENCY OVER HYPE

YES, THERE'S
A TOKEN.
NO, IT CAN'T
MAKE COFFEE.

PANDESAL PANIC ($PDSAL) is a community meme token on Solana, inspired by Panny's chaotic life. The free game does not use the token and never asks you to connect a wallet.

REAL TALK FROM THE BAKERY

Crypto tokens are speculative and can lose all value. No profit promises, guaranteed returns, staking rewards or financial utility. Creator rewards may apply to trades on the token's launch platform.

OFFICIAL PROJECT TOKENPANDESAL PANIC$PDSAL · SOLANA
TOKEN MINT ADDRESS · CLICK TO COPYAlways double-check the full address.
BEFORE YOU PANIC...

QUICK QUESTIONS.
SHORT ANSWERS.

Is the game really free? +

Yes. The game works in your browser. No purchase, download, account, token, NFT, or wallet connection needed to play. You may optionally register to manage a profile and back up progress.

Where does my high score go? +

Guest progress stays in this browser. A registered account can manually back up and restore progress through Supabase after the creator configures it. There is no verified or global leaderboard; scores remain client-side and are not anti-cheat protected.

Do game rewards include free $PDSAL tokens or NFTs? +

No. Badges, outfits, and artwork are cosmetic, local-only game rewards. Anyone can play for free. Optional Solana wallet connection never sends transactions or distributes cryptocurrency.

Is $PDSAL an investment? +

$PDSAL is a speculative meme token, not a product that promises financial returns. Its value can fluctuate sharply or go to zero. Playing the game does not earn cryptocurrency.

Are there creator trading rewards? +

The token's Pump.fun page has shown creator rewards directed to the creator. Check the platform for current fees and creator holdings, which may change over time.

Where are the official social links? +

Links to project-owned social accounts will appear here only after the creator verifies them. Beware impersonators and never share a wallet recovery phrase.

ONE LAST THING...

STAY TOASTED,
NOT ROASTED.

Join the meme. Play the game. Remember to drink your coffee.

PLAY AGAIN ↗