HE WAS BAKED
FOR GREATNESS.
HE CHOSE A NAP.
Somewhere in a tiny Filipino bakery, a pandesal named Panny discovered the greatest enemy known to breadkind: waking up early.
Now he's navigating a world of loud alarms, cold coffee, flying tsinelas, and internet memes. He's doing his best. His best is not very good.
EXISTENTIAL CRISIS LATER.” — PANNY, PROBABLY